The Internet has just about everything.
photos by Emma Le Doyen
They totally got Hawkeye’s species wrong.
(Gifs aren’t mine, they’re nicked from around. You know how it goes.)
I’M A BIRD MOTHERFUCKER I’M A BIIIIRD

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”
How does HONY not know about Vermin Supreme?
Youtube it!

Jormaaa, whatareyoudoing? You look you’re gonna stab Kiv. Don’t stab Kiv. I like Kiv.

I see you girl checking out my suga lumps.